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Make Your Own Vibrating Dildo Kit

Amorous Capitalism

Now you can finally make a very personal vibrating dildo! This one-of-a-kind kit will create an "identical twin" of your penis and scrotum, using the same patented replication technology employed by special effects houses in Hollywood! Your dildo will include even the smallest anatomical details like veins and ridges in your flesh. Include the optional vibrating device in your creation for additional flair (and pleasure!)

Just like the real thing

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