Bullets Not Boobs
• Amorous Capitalism
A couple of paragraphs from a highly entertaining press release:
LOS ANGELES - To protest the U.S. Military’s recent offer of free breast implants for its female enlistees, adult video company Kick Ass Pictures has fired back with an offer of its own: $1,000 worth of natural beauty enhancements to any woman who declines the offer. ...
Any female U.S. soldier who was honorably discharged after July 22, 2004 (the date the Military’s free boob job offer was publicized) and would like to receive the “Bullets Not Boobs” spa/lingerie package can contact Kick Ass Pictures through their web site (www.kickasspictures.com) or by mail at: 1220 South Boyle Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90023. (Proof of both honorable discharge and natural breasts will have to be provided.)
