Lonely? Maybe you need a raccoon penis bone

SHEPHERDSTOWN, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- With a prick of the ears, women are getting their mojos working.

Ladies all across the U.S. are putting on pewter and gold earrings cast from the five-inch-long bone of a raccoon's penis, an item which has been used as a love amulet for years in the South.

The so-called Vavamojos are sold by four Southern gals who call themselves the VaVas and who have changed their lives after donning earrings made from raccoon "pecker" bones.

From the company's FAQ:

Q. Why are coon peckers a sexual amulet? What’s that story?

A. We are so glad you asked! The coon pecker as a powerful mojo is a legitimate cultural artifact used from Texas to Appalachia and throughout the deep South as a sexual amulet that promises luck in love and performance. Ever wonder how the term “boner” originated? These mojos are raccoon baculum (Latin for “little rod”) also known as penis bones, coon peckers, “Texas Toothpicks”, coon dongs, and love bones. Foxes, bears, walruses, whales, coyotes, and minks, to name a few, all have them. But, it is the raccoon penis bone that is the most coveted for love and power, for its size is the largest in proportion to its body.