Pure Satisfaction : in a bottle no less

I've always thought the Passion Parties a good thing. But I suspect at least one product does not work as advertised.

Brewer always starts her presentations with the more innocuous part of her inventory, like edible cream, before moving on to the more formidable bits of hardware. Because she is both unthreatening and fearless -- one minute she's talking about dollar shopping, the next she's describing which vibrators ''can stand the most abuse'' -- the evening quickly moved from a quaint session of show and tell to raucous chaos, culminating in a pile of electronic carnage on the living-room floor. But somewhere along the way, between one woman's inquiry about alternative uses of cervical tightening cream (could it also help with sagging jowls?) and a bravura demonstration by Brewer involving a pink silicone sleeve and a model penis, there came a moment of candor that resonated deeply among the women. It was when Brewer held up a small bottle of Pure Satisfaction, her No. 1 seller. ''Basically, ladies,'' she declared, ''this gets you in the mood when you're not in the mood. It creates that itch you cain't scratch.''

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