2005 Adult Video Awards
• Amorous Pop Culture
There are easy clues that this is not exactly the Oscars or Golden Globes, however. Heidi Fleiss, the infamous Hollywood madam, is a celebrity guest. So is Mary Carey, a former candidate for Governor of California, and, more importantly, a porn performer whose response to a reporter about her imminent professional plans was nothing if not pithy: "Cock, Cock, Cock!" Among the pre-recorded snippets that show up periodically on the jumbo screens overhead, one dispenses cheeky tips on care and maintenance of the male sexual organ while another offers a comedy sketch featuring one of the night's nominees, Cytheria, enjoying a special sort of orgasm the likes of which we could not describe on these pages.

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Posted by: Rubix | July 6, 2005 06:20 AM