Want to Buy a Wife?
• Amorous Web, Cyber Sex
You can buy almost everything on the web. Why not a pretty young wife?
After spotting a gal worth purchasing you might send her a little sweet talk:
“I want to provide you with everything you need, I want to have a partnership that will last a lifetime. You love to laugh, and I would love to make you laugh for the rest of our lives ... Please consider me as a husband.”
Now if you have a daughter you want to put on the market you'd naturally do your darnest to craft a sales pitch to leave guys panting:
Someone who appears to be a mother signing up her daughter writes that her 16-year-old, Elizabeth, is “uppity but very pretty, and says she wants to work for the United Nation when she grows up. She's a liberal, and extremely smart and needs a strong, Christian man to help guide her.” Her bride price: $45,000—set high, she says, “because we see this as an investment."
Aren't you glad your mom didn't confuse you with rental property?
MarryOurDaughter.com isn't for real. Just a viral marketer demonstrating how with a little cunning you can use the web to grab attention.
Comments
i saw that website a few days ago. some of those girls are like 14!
and oh man, did you see the one that was only like 4000? it said they were having problems with her acting ‘unchristian’.
i’m not certain the whole thing isn’t a joke.
Posted by: al | September 16, 2007 1:08 PM
Right, it was just a proof of concept by a marketing guy.
Posted by: Richard | September 19, 2007 11:44 AM