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ACME Dial-A-Cheater service

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ACME was the name of the company that supplied Wile E. Coyote with all the devices he used in his eternal skirmishes with the Road Runner. We know how well they served him.

Cheaters' days are numbered. ACME Telephonic, L.L.C. has released its flagship Dial-A-Cheater service offering which allows people to schedule telephone calls which appear to originate from any chosen Caller ID and play a selected recording to the called party.

ACME Telephonic Stomps Out Infidelity

A company spokesman says the service is mostly for women to catch their cheating husbands or boyfriends and admits most men aren't interested in using the Dial-A-Cheater service.

Telephone Software Tattles On Cheaters

Richard Evans Lee
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not working,can not log on.SITE SUCKS

Posted by: pissed off | May 16, 2004 12:28 AM

i was not able to log on either. i would love to try the service but it seems the company does not exist?????? please help

Posted by: mouse | July 23, 2005 01:26 AM

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Feel free to share your feelings about ACME Dial-A-Cheater service. Please stick to the theme of the entry. Disagreement is fine. Homophobia, racism, and kindred expressions of hatred will be deleted. This site is one of my hobbies. I genuinely enjoy hearing from people and hate moderating or killing comments. Forthright disagreement is fine as long as it is civil.
My thanks,
Richard

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