Men: advertise your size
• Gender Studies
Liesl Clouse suggests that men adopt colored bracelets to make their masculine endowment clear.
The newest fad - advertise your size! Dark blue for smaller guys, hunter green for medium sized and red hot for those more largely endowed. If you see a guy with a gold bracelet on, that means that he is in prime condition. Not too small, not too big. Slightly different from medium. This new fashion statement will thoroughly aid in the subtle hints that girls should get.
Shh...It's about sex: One size does not fit all
Comments
i have one of “those” that is rather small UNTil it gets going..than look out how do i accentuate that?
Posted by: kuros | January 29, 2004 11:14 AM
I think it is the latter that really matters. I guess there could be some sort of two tone scheme to distinguish the two states.
Posted by: Richard Evans Lee | January 29, 2004 11:24 AM
” have one of ?those? that is rather small UNTil it gets going..than look out how do i accentuate that?”
with a comic book font
Posted by: fred | January 30, 2004 01:15 AM
I personally am tired of meeting men with 3 inch penile erections. I would love this ‘bracelet’ idea. Only thing is men with 6 inches would need to be told they are not hung. Oh by the way, men with smaller units should shave or at least trim. There are alot of you guys out there with pubes longer than your erection.
Posted by: GeeknLingerie | February 2, 2004 05:31 AM
What a silly concept. Men can start wearing these if women starting wearing bands displaying how tight internally they are and if they practice their kegel exercises. A 3 inch erection is a rarity as an 8 inch one. Men should focus more on the art and not the tool. Typically men who are of average size are fine (5-6 inches) Anything more or less is usually a matter of taste. Yes, there are girls who like them under 4 and over 7. For girls to reduce men to that one thing is as useless and caddy as men reducing women to their cup size. Wouldn’t it be better to wear bands denoted how long one can last? Most women are tired after 20 minutes of straight penetrative sex. Hit the gym girls. Namaste.
Posted by: voiceofreason | February 3, 2004 11:44 AM
Chill out Mr. Voice of Reason - there’s no reason to take a joke so seriously.
Bet you are glad that you can tell how well stacked a woman is just by looking at her.
Posted by: Tight Sweater Boy | February 3, 2004 02:46 PM
A great idea.The women would not have to do the mistake of ending up in bed with a small dick and have the evening ruined. The well-hung men would have more sex (as they deserve to have) and people could enjoy humiliating the tiny dicks. small3.5@hotmail.com
Posted by: tiny dick | February 21, 2007 12:08 AM
I am a muscular male with a small cock. I’m about 4-5” erect and about 2-3” limp. Just about two weeks ago, I got my first brazilian wax. It was humiliating. She made me pull my ball sack every way, while she ripped the hair off. There was some bleeding but it didn’t hurt. I’m used to waxing(chest and back) but never did it on my balls and ass. I had to lie on my back and hold my thighs while she waxed between my asscheeks. I’m completely smooth now and love it. Will go back. If anyone thinks they will get erect, they have another thing coming. I liked the CFNM aspect as I’m muscular and she had me in all these positions. I still look small.
Posted by: ripdabs | February 26, 2007 12:46 PM
This is for all of you! If your words are right,if the tone of your voice is right,if the way you slow down your body language is right,then you can create what I call is the ‘Sexual Magnifying Glass Effect’.ALL women have this hidden away in the corner of their minds,unlock it,peek in and watch!If she thinks you’re going to rip her in two,then even your finger will frighten her!guys who have huge cocks are lazy,it’s all over their face,but a real sensitive,creative,intelligent,imaginative brain,is worth inches of meat.you can have her trembling in a meeting just thinking about what your last message said on her cell,she will drip and squirm as a private note is found in her pocket in rush hour,the way you place the food in her mouth and a quick snack bar will make her tingle until dinner.Please,stop measuring,sing your sexuality.If she wants stretching,try her brain,if it’s her pussy then that’s where her brain is….so?We guys have some much UNUSED power,wasted on cosmetically brainwashed concepts about SIZE! Why are computers getting smaller,Remember the first portable phones with the suitcase for the batteries?WELL? Don’t fall into the trap.And you girls,everyone knows that if you excite a guy enough he’s got what it takes,strength,hardness,throbbering,sweating pleasure stick,ready to gush hot life!! TICKLE TOGETHER! Love from Paris Bandulu
Posted by: BANDULU | March 15, 2007 05:05 PM