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Penis Exercises

Amazing claim and amusing caution from a book of a penis enlargement exercise program.

I Love You

Chinese urban planners are surprisingly romantic.

Which Boobs Would You Vote For?

Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama.

Can Sexual Intercourse Come Out and Play?

Woti and other Maylasian names forbidden to be used in naming children.

How Do You Say Cunnilingus in Swedish?

Fit Sliq proves an embarrising brand name for H&M new lines of mens jeans.

Cicciolina & Osama

Italian porn actress Cicciolina offers her body to Osama Bin Laden.

Of Cocks & Moustraps

Self-inflicted CBT of a man whose penis got caught in a trap.

George Bush's International Threesome

euroPART posters show American and French presidents and Queen of England having sex.

Those Fearful Sexy Bananas

Military officer sexually aroused by watching women eat fruit and vegetables.

Amazing New Cure for Homosexuality!!!!

Ex-gay drug turns gay men into heterosexuals in just a few months. A chemical gay cure medicine.

A Criminal Way of Looking at Women

The penalty for staring at a woman: wearing horse blinders.

Sexologist says breast shape reveals female personality

A woman's personality is shown by the size and shape of her breasts.

Stupid people have bigger penises

Smart people have smaller penises. The supposed relationship between phallus size and intelligence.

Lemon fellatio, cherry cunnilingus

Haribo's Moaom fruit chews attacked by Catholic educators as pornographic.

101 uses for condoms

In India condoms are used to polish metal, cover tank barrels, carry water and all sorts of odd things.

Wanted to be caught by a lady cop

German man fakes being a drug dealer trying to meet woman police officer.

Escape-A-Date & Rescue Ring

BeVocal makes Cingular's Escape-A-Date and Virgin Mobile's Rescue Ring: fake emergency messages allowing you to leave your date.

I'll call my son Prostitute

Obscure and archaic characters restored to Japanese language.

Pink Expenses

Online tool to generate sex worker receipts.

St. Paul recommends regular sex

A look at a new translation of the Christian scriptures: Good as New: A Radical Retelling of the Scriptures.

Semen mixed with acrylic gel: but is it art?

Examples have so far turned up on walls of New York's New York's Guggenheim and Metropolitan Museums, Philadelphia's Museum of Art and the National Gallery of Art in Washington, DC

Will NASA forbid sex in outer space?

NASA worries about sexual desires of people during long term space travel

Penis follies

Stupid things men have done to and with their genitals

Preserve the moral purity of circumcision

Hilarious parody comparing the sanctity of circumcision to heterosexual marriage

Streaking politicians

Running nude at politicians

Dog sex on cookie tin

Huntley and Palmers cookie tin shows dogs having sex in the park

FTC's Sexually-Explicit email label

Federal Trade Commission: Pornographic messages must be labeled Sexually-Explicit

Off to the sperm races

British BBC's sperm race on TV

Danger of being the Naked Chef

Jamie Oliver, the Naked Chef, injures penis while cooking in the nude

Search Froogle for gay urine

Weird search using Google's Froogle shoping service for gay urine ... !

Ric Flair a flasher

Ric Flair, other pro wrestlers accused ot sexual harassment

Mommie, why is Barbie's head on that man's crotch?

Levi's Jeans ads featuring Barbie and Ofer Schechter offends some Israelis

Boy confesses: I was Britney Spears' sex toy

Youth's confession that Britney Spears made him strip for her. Silly story, unlikely source.

The bomb squad & the vibrator

Sound of vibrator in a box caused a bomb squad to be called

Gaping red lipped urinal from another dimension

Strange uriling looks like bright red cartoon mouth: Kisses the sexy urinal

You too can claim to be Belle de Jour

Website posts confessions by people claiming to be Belle de Journ author of the Diary of a London Call Girl

Virgin Mary beats J-Lo

Jim Caviezel Catholic movie star who played Jesus Christ in Mel Gibon's Passion sees visions of the Virgin Mary but didn't want to see J-Lo sans clothing

Social security doesn't pay for brothels

German man sues social workers because they won't pay for brothels visits

Taunted by tatas

Booble infringes Google's intellectual property rights, look and feel

Bent penis will still works

Man's penis will remain bent for rest of his life

Police search for large breasted woman

Women fails to pay for breast enlargement surgery

President Bush as groping fratboy

Leon Fink depicts President Bush as horny frat boy

Multilimbed males?

Centaurs and other unlikely mythological people

She's too hot for firemen

Alexa Jones, firewoman, movie career upsets firemen

Frosty in the buff?

Snow sculptures offend some folks in London

God says get naked

Christian nudists who practice nudism

How to hump a bar of soap

Silly, impractical sex toys, more of a joke than anything else.

Tolkein on elves' sex life

Tolkien" what was elvish sex life like, did elves fuck, was there elven coitus? Fantasy sexuality.

Church accidently gives out XXX movies

Church distributed pornographic films by mistake

Are you technosexual?

Technosexual: straight man who is in touch with his feminine side, embraces technosexuality. Mostly likely a satirical spin on Metrosexual.

Liquid virginity for Xmas?

Liquid Virgin product temporarily shrinks walls of woman's vagina

Sadism and masochism not acceptable for computers

BDSM, S&M terminology - master, slave - used by computer hard drives found offensive by morons on Los Angeles

Strange women just came to his room for sex

Neil Bush had sex with prostitutes in Thailand, President George Bush's younger brother'

Fellatio and bad science

Blow jobs as breast cancer cure fake science, bogus story of fellatio as miracle cure

Justin Timberlake's Trouserworm

Does Justin Timberlake have a little dick? Britney Spears says so. Now why the hell would you care?

Vibrator causes panic

Vibrator in African trash dump causes panic, sex toy scare

Genital Warts: The Musical

Patrick Schumacker and Justin Halpern, Genital Warts: The Musical

California recall becomes porn

Pornographic movie inspired by 2003 California recall election starring Mary Carey and Ron Jeremy

SpermMan

Sperm Man promotes condoms for Durex Japan

Tales of vanishing penises ran rampant

$2,000,000 condom cleanup

Two million dollars to keep condoms out of Milwaukee's Lake Michigan harbor.

My SweetPee

My Sweet Pee allows women to urinate standing

General Motors afraid of being screwed

LaCrosse is Canadian slang for getting screwed

Fellatio is miracle cure

CNN Parody at North Carolina State University: fake news story on link between fellatio and breast cancer.

Sculpture of Catholic clergyman looks like penis

Sculpture by Longmont artist Jerry Boyle titled "Holier Than Thou,"

calculator

Web-based penis size caluculator to tell you how big - well hung - a man is.

Minister dildo

Dildo, rubber penis in parliament

Embarrassing sex toy story

Boss saw her dildo

Patriotic penis

9/11 inspires stupid patriotic star spangled penis.

Condom races

Sex ed: condom & dildo races.

'Sexy' ghost month

Sexy ghosts in Malaysia

Jamaican statue's penis angers some

Jamaican statue's penis size angers some

Sex & reincarnation

`Rein-fornication' booty call with a past-life lover

World's Smallest Gang Bang

Short Sexpots Needed For `World's Smallest Gang Bang'

Post-It Super Sticky Notes

Post-It Super Sticky Notes

Wife swapping is harder than it looks

Wife swapping swingers

Praise the Lord for sexy girls!

Italian priest likes sexy beautiful girls.

Way too personal

Way too personals personal ads, laugh not love.

Will eBay add a hymen section?

Girl puts her hymen, virginity up for auction.

Making love on the asphalt

Albanians making love in public on the road in Albania

eBay geek love for sale

Geek offers himself to girls on eBay.

Lingerie Superstition

Chinese lingerie shoplifting.

Ghost favors dungeon

Ghost in haunted sex club likes dungeon.

Cellphone rings in vagina

Stolen cellphone rings in vagina.

Lee Ryan wants alien sex

Lee Ryan wants alien girl for sex

Students for Genital Integrity

Students for Genital Integrity: A different kind of penis envy: Students fight to save foreskins

Policemen subjected to lewd calls from admirers

Thai policemen subjected to lewd calls from admirers

Sex for 27 hours straight?

Chilean writer Juan Carlos Montagna

Canine nightclub in Berlin

Karl-Friedrich Lentze's proposed new canine nightclub in Berlin

Dr Paxton won an IgNobel prize

Courtship Behaviour of Ostriches Toward Humans Under Farming Conditions in Britain

Novel suggestion for promiscuous teens

Sex and the single girl

Bush against Bush

Manhood bent by £3000 phaloplasty

Big Snow Penis Erected in Russia

Firemen rescue woman from sex toy

Models trick men into doing bizarre jobs

Gorgeous International Girls for your Pleasure

Supermodel rejects offer to be ‘the face’ for Clonaid

Queen of Mean's boyfriend in her underwear

God said: Let there be breast implants!

College girl's breasts provoke stiff competition

Passengers must board and leave the plane clothed

New Zealand Nudist Parade

I will have proof that the world loves large shapely breasts

Anatomically detailed snowman and snowwoman

Mr Doig believes he has the world's largest collection

21st Century Pinups

Virginia Tech pin-up calendar

Pop diva naked, buff, in the raw, stripped

No naked photos here. None!

Mayor to honour 3 who posed nude

Ever wished you were Monica?

Bill Clinton vibrator

Masturbate for Peace

Masturbating for peace (of mind?).

They do want reassurance that "Barney is pure."

Lights, camera, action . . . at home

Teens, sex, and the 'Santa Claus effect'

The First Male Pregnancy

Having shards of glass removed from your bottom

Aliens took Rael to their planet where female robots attended to all his needs



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