Boy confesses: I was Britney Spears' sex toy
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News of the World is about as credible a source as a White House press release. I'm not sure why this silly nonsense makes me laugh. You think it is the beer I've been drinking?
A HARD-UP college student today reveals how pop queen Britney Spears chatted him up on a blind date—and then took him to bed.
Hunky Tom Witchey lived out the dreams of millions of men as the blonde beauty drank martinis with him before leading him down to a beach to go skinny dipping.
After she ordered him to strip on the sand, Tom swept a naked Britney off her feet and carried her into the waves. ...
Britney ordered me to strip then used me for sex
Via the ever-useful Daze Reader.
Comments
hi, i love you britney. and one of my best wishes is to be with you one night.
Posted by: jalal | July 17, 2004 11:18 AM
Britney is a good singer, but I like her body more than her voice. Azerbaijan, Baku
Posted by: Firuz Mehtiyev | November 27, 2004 9:40 PM
Men Britney Spears-i chox sevirem.Xususile de onu Azerbaijanda gormek niyyetindeyem.Bura gelse ona evlilik teklifimi buyurajam. Baxmayarag ki, istediyi oghlan var, anjag men onu Xoshbext edejem.
Sevirem Seni Britney :-) Sumgait Prikolu
Posted by: Rauf Mehtiyev Sumgayitli | November 27, 2004 9:45 PM
I graduated with Tom Witchey in 2000, he’s a great and very cute guy!! I’m proud and jealous of him to have slept with Britney Spears..I would have loved to be him just for that one night ; ]
Posted by: Candice | November 30, 2004 5:06 PM