Boy confesses: I was Britney Spears' sex toy
• Just Plain Funny
News of the World is about as credible a source as a White House press release. I'm not sure why this silly nonsense makes me laugh. You think it is the beer I've been drinking?
A HARD-UP college student today reveals how pop queen Britney Spears chatted him up on a blind dateand then took him to bed.
Hunky Tom Witchey lived out the dreams of millions of men as the blonde beauty drank martinis with him before leading him down to a beach to go skinny dipping.
After she ordered him to strip on the sand, Tom swept a naked Britney off her feet and carried her into the waves. ...
Britney ordered me to strip then used me for sex
Via the ever-useful Daze Reader.

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