How to hump a bar of soap

Ok, whoever wrote that website was slightly original, but rather naïve…

1. I tried it with a toilet-paper roll (and the condom, to keep the paper-cuts away :D ) - not trying to brag, but I can’t get it in and I’m sure I’m not the only one

2. Water balloons wrapped in a pillow - effective, but only as foreplay - NOT recommended for the more vigorous among us… unless you’re into water sports

3. The barstool thing is just…. weird

Another thing the site seems to have forgotten… those of us who prefer to be on the receiving end!!!

I remember trying couch cushions years ago.

If it hadn’t been for the barstool page I probably wouldn’t have bothered to list the page.

There was a page for women. But but women have it easier than a male bottom since they don’t have to stretch around to the back. Never could figure out how a guy could tolerate manipulating a dildo.

I guess if you are good at mechanics you could always build your own version of one of those {ouch!} Fucking Machines.

oh I SOOOOOOOO wanna get the “toolbox”!!!

portable proctal pleasure! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

i like to take a plastic drum stick tape it to a suction cup then put it on a surface that it will fit on and thenstick it up and it does what it pleases basically

if you take a toilet paper roll rap i with seram wrap.put a condom over it itll get you the biggest orgy ever

Here in Scandinavia we often use liver - mashed or ground is also quite good in it’s texture. But nothing - and i do meen noyhing compares to 2 slabs of calf’s liver.

It’s got the right slighly pink/ purple colour & and feels allmost like the real deal.

I don’t know what you use in England; spam, maybe?

But do try the liver. If you use an unlubricated rubber, yuo can satify yourself with a rare meal after.

Bye Astroboy

hey umm my name is Tayvia and i have a problem when me and my b/f have sex i barely get any pleasure because i think im loose but he says im tight..what do i do about this are there things i can do to make my cunt tighter so i feel satasfied?

im too cheap to actually go out and buy a sex toy so i was hoping if anyone had any ideas it they could post them or email me at lovinmyselfxxx@yahoo.com i need some pleasure soon and i dont like one night stands so this is a good way without the relationship -maggie

tore møllerhaug har dildo i rompa hver dag …… han sier det er heilt sjef

you can hump a bean bag, or cut a hole in a toy.

I agree, my dick is way to big to fit in a toliot paper roll

i need help in the mastrabating department im new to it and i dont know what to do. if someone can help me email me at minilogoman101@cox.net