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Justin Timberlake's Trouserworm

• Just Plain Funny

Ms. Spears has a Jerry Springer moment. (Yeah, I know this is silly and unimportant. For some reason it just cracks me up.)

She laughingly stressed the words "just" and "little" — while using her thumb and finger to indicate a teeny length.

"She didn't actually use Justin's name, but as she always says he has been her only lover, it must have been him she was talking about. After she said it, she fell about laughing with her camera crew," an insider on the MTV special, "In The Zone & Out All Night" said.

"After she said it she fell about laughing with her camera crew. Forget Trousersnake, it's more like Trouserworm."

Hindustan Times: Justin has a small penis: Britney

Richard Evans Lee
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Hey you know what Brittney is such a Bitch. She is a piece of trash for talking about my role model. Britney just says that to make her self feel good cause she is nothin but a low down piece of plastic who can sing worth of shit cause she has got one of madonnas hairballs stuck in her throat. and if she can't think of a better cum back tell her to scrape it off her teeth from the blowjob she gave to the president of BMG records trying to make a good record for once. Bitch in your face. Rock on Justin and I hope Christina kicks your ass britney

Posted by: William | December 23, 2003 01:34 AM

Justin Timberlake pisses me off!!! He made our whole fucking town look bad to the whole world...and I'm not being melodramatic, people in other countries are currently making fun of our town for being perverted and listening to shitty music...come on, seriously, who really listens to the crappy music he or Janet Jackson plays anyways? Also, that was the stupidest half time show I have ever seen!!! Thanks alot everyone for making our first Superbowl really shitty, I hate you Justin and your music sucks. No wonder you have a small penis, because you are a dick!!! You're a perverted dick-head Justin, Christina's a poser, and Britney is a dumbass blonde whore and i quote "I like to go to lots of overseas places like Canada" -said by Britney Spears AND...you all CAN'T sing!!! comments by me (16 years old The Sam)

Posted by: The Sam | February 5, 2004 03:59 PM

YES I DO I'M A BIG JANET JACKSON FAN I THINK WHAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DID HER WAS'NT RIGHT HE NEEDS HIS ASS KICK JANET SHOULDING WENT TO THE GRAMMY AWARDS. IF WOULD JUSTIN WOULD LIKE IF CHRISTINA AGUILERA WOULD RIP HIS PANETS OFF,HE WOULD LIKEING HAVE HIS ASS EXPOSE ON T.V CHRISTINA SAY OH I'M SORRY JUSTIN .I THINK JT IS A ASSHOLE THATS MY COMMENTS P.S EBONY WHITFIELD

Posted by: ebony whitfield | February 9, 2004 01:32 PM

Ebony: The whole thing was a PR stunt arranged by MTV with all participants cooperation.

Posted by: Richard | February 9, 2004 02:20 PM

While I'm not a fan of Mr. Timberlake I feel that Britney is way out of order for her trailer trash-like comments. Also, Justin did a great job at the superbowl along with lady jackson. They made a typically boring event/game a little interesting. America, you should be proud of your son and daughter. It takes balls to do something like that!

Posted by: Thomas | February 10, 2004 09:37 AM

I think you should all shut up about Justin Timberlake... he is an amazing performer and he kicks ass. "the sam" im from houston too and he did not in any way make our city look dumb... if anything, our city looks better to the world because of the superbowl coming... what happened during halftime does not in any way reflect the city of Houston or the people living in it... so grow up and stop talking shit about stuff you dont know!

Posted by: Lindsay | February 10, 2004 11:41 PM

Yeah, well he was wearing those sexy docker type pants at the superbowl, so difficult to see anything, but I sure would like to see it. Who cares how big it is, as long as he has one.

Posted by: Cubby | February 11, 2004 06:55 PM

justin timberlake is so buff so don't try it britney we all know why he's called trouser snke get it right bitch i'm coming to see you in concert it better be good i payed 111.00 to come and see you when i could of gone to see justin timberlake again you cow moo moo moo

Posted by: chana | February 27, 2004 01:17 PM

I look like justin and orlando, i need to find out how to contact them about being a double.. help me

Posted by: Timberbloom | April 14, 2004 01:21 AM

F.uck Justin he is a p.ussy as b.itch who sold out Britney and Janet. He dersevers to burn in hell! And anyone who sticks for his ass is an idiot...why could you respect a man who doesn't take responsibilty for his own actions. Don't give me that .."ooh justin didn't know crap" Just because he is good looking doesn't mean you should believe all the bullsh.it that comes out of his mouth!

Posted by: justinhater | April 21, 2004 09:25 AM

Justin is a dipshit he is a minger and ughly Justin squeaky balls i bet he is a small penis dats da reason he acts like a dik to make up for wat he dont have arsehole

Posted by: perli | May 27, 2004 08:53 AM

i think justin timberlake is gr8 and all da other ppl talk crap it is totally celebrity stunts and scams all da press make up rubbish and half of it aint true!! all of the celebs are like it and are always goin 2 have bad stories written bout thm so y talk bout thm like that just coz they6 have done better than others and made a living most of it is jealouslyxxxx

Posted by: alex | June 7, 2004 12:17 PM

I really think that everyone in this chat room who hates JT should go jump off a cliff. he rocks and the whole superbowl thing was so a stunt. Who cares what the event made Houston look like, by th sounds of it, its a crap state. if anything he spiced up that shit hole. WELL DONE JT. And as for Miss Spears/Madonna's pet or whatever, i'm suprised she didnt mime that interview. Go get a real voice and a boyfriend who can handle your cheating ways you slut. Leave JT for me. Ps: From Australian Fan xXx

Posted by: JT RULZ | June 13, 2004 04:05 AM

For one I think Britney Spears is a great person she did not get a boob job and she a great artist. I like Justin Timberlake to. I think Janet Jackson is stupid, she doesn't sing she whispers, and her new video, "Can't stop" or something like that totally copied Britney's "Slave4u" video. I think Britney and Justin should get back together. Be nice to Britney she is really sweet. GO BRITNEY!!! p.s. fan from California

Posted by: Emily Askew | June 14, 2004 09:50 PM

All of u who think JT and BS suck don't have a future! JT is a great perfomer...who cares how big his dick is?......The only reason u can hate him from is jealousy..u can't hate him for anything else...be reasonable...U don't no who he is as a person..mby he's a great generous guy who helps ppl out not a fucking prick u think he is. U don't know shit about him..and "superbowl" was just an accident...Janet didn't take it that serious anyway... (i bet she was waiting for the moment to show her boobs in public=P) Britney is also a great performer and she has a good voice...i bet that Sam who's 16 years old is a total dumbass...i bet u can't sing..if u think JT and BS can't sing.....then u probably don't know shit about how real singing sounds like....mby u try and sing at home thinking it's good when it's total shit and neighbors have to put something in their ears to block out ur nasty cracking voice...so shut up about them..U SUCK

Posted by: GaNdAlF | June 16, 2004 01:43 PM

justin sucks hard time. Almost everyone in pop music is a full time poser who cant sing... Long life rock metal and punk

Posted by: manson | June 21, 2004 03:26 PM

justin is not horrid or anyfink he is lush actually he is a decent bloke he probably has a big dick and stupid arse britney cant say anything because justin can say a lot of things bout her!

Posted by: jess | July 6, 2004 12:54 PM

2 b honest...i dont see what's cute and "sexay" about Justin Timberlake...i mean lance Bass and leonardo dicaprio look so much betta than him...even some people that aren't famous look cuter and sexier than Justin...lol...i mean...well i hab a fren that has a huge crush on justin...she even calls herself Mrs. Timberlake...lol...and i couldn't b convinced,if no matter how much she told me hey was cute or whatever...good looking...whatever how ya wanna say it...alrite that's how i feel about justin

Posted by: Anti_Justin_Timberlake | July 19, 2004 06:49 PM

i just wish he would drop the whole im as good as Michael Jackson Act, he would be ok if he used abit of originality, i dont hate him cause he does 'crap' musik, cause it appeals to certain audiences. Its great he admires Michael Jackson, but constantly trying to dance and sing like him is too much, he wont ever match MJ. Originality is what he needs, im sure he would be better with that.

Posted by: Kay | July 26, 2004 05:41 PM

Britney is Married - Suprise Wedding Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River - Britney Spears and Kevin Federline pulled a sly one on everyone by saying "I Do" at what was supposed to be an engagement party and not even Brit's own mother, Lynne, was in on the stunning surprise. It all happened Saturday night, Sept. 18, 7:30 p.m, at the relatively modest Studio City, Ca. home owned by the tailor, who had custom-made Beverly Hills Pimps and Ho's jumpsuits for the groom and all the men in the wedding. Only 20 immediate family members - including Britney's shocked mom and sister Jamie Lynn. Britney wore a strapless white dress by designer Monique L'Huillier, with long veil and tiara, and she carried a bouquet of pink and white roses. Kevin suited up in black tux. Five bridesmaids and a maid of honor all wore burgundy and carried red roses. Guests dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs, Waldorf salad, and the newlyweds danced to Journey's City by the Bay. Britney gave Kevin a platinum ring with diamonds, and she got a platinum band. The actual ceremony lasted but five minutes. "He was crying, she was crying," a source says. "It was beautiful."

Posted by: Britney is Married | September 29, 2004 01:24 AM

I have a feeling that Justin's dick is huge. He's a tall guy and if the dick goes with the height... it's big! Also, have you seen the boys hands??? LARGE. I'm guessin' JT's packing 8 inches or so.

Posted by: JCB | November 2, 2004 03:46 PM

umm, i really dont care for any of them, they are all celebs, and they all want to expose themselves in some way, janet was in the whole superbowl thing, it was a publicity stunt. brittney is a whore, she got married for ppl to stop calling her that. and justin, idk but ask cameron if he has a snake or worm b/c brittney is a plastic wanna-be madonna so she would lie about her own ass.

Posted by: colby | April 17, 2005 01:09 AM

I'm sure that everyone who thinks Justin is just one of many non talented, non funny, non good in his job, has no life and what to think about! Justin is the best! Congratulations JT you rock!

Posted by: Justin's biggest fan in the world- Urosh | October 6, 2005 05:08 PM

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