Lemon fellatio, cherry cunnilingus
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Trust the professional virgins of the Roman Catholic Church to forever strive to find new sources ofl moral outrage. Take the sinister case of the Haribo's Moaom fruit chews wrappers.
Would a lemon or cherry touch another fruit with anything other than carnal intent?
"We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus," wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn.
Ananova's illustrated article: Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint
Comments
Those funny, funny Jesuits. Maybe the St Blasien Jesuit College person was just looking for an excuse to use the words fellatio and cunnilingus.
Posted by: Bob S-K | August 31, 2004 12:37 PM
Very funny indeed. Although, the wrapper are quite suggestive. I don’t think I would have passed one by without a smirk.
Posted by: James | August 31, 2004 12:59 PM
Bob,
That might explain many of the nuttier pronoucements of Catholic clergy nowadays.
Posted by: Richard | August 31, 2004 1:05 PM
James,
I can easily imagine one of our local batty North Carolina fundagelicals getting upset by the wrappers.
Posted by: Richard | August 31, 2004 1:41 PM
those wrappers are hot! seriously though, they are suggestive. they aren’t ‘romping’. they are touching and licking eachother. i dont’ know where the fellatio and cunnilingus are. looks like face licking to me.
Posted by: al oof | August 31, 2004 2:24 PM
I think it might be possible to picture them as kids in the playground. Not that I think art directors are naïve.
Posted by: Richard | August 31, 2004 2:46 PM
It’s was a spoof created by some german college kids going to a catholic school.
http://mbeschwerde.bildschirmarbeiter.com/ http://www.bildblog.de/index.php?p=174 is the blog where it was discussed (in german)
Posted by: squeak | September 1, 2004 5:01 PM
Although the labels are quite suggestive,i have one question.How do they know the lemon is female?
Posted by: dee | February 8, 2005 6:04 PM