Of Cocks & Moustraps
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You've dreamed of cock torture have you? Imagine you are this British pub manager who wanted to show his mates how he'd damaged himself as a lad.
Last night Gary said: “I was quite drunk so I undid my flies and walked over to the trap. I really didn’t mean to set the trap off again but I stumbled and it went. I must be the only bloke in Britain to have caught my bits in a mousetrap not once but twice. ...
“The nurses thought it was hilarious — especially when they realised it was my second visit for the same accident.”
Comments
I wonder if nurses would still find it hilarious if it was a woman who had such an incident , with say her clitoris or breasts .
Posted by: JB | June 17, 2006 1:09 PM