Sexologist says breast shape reveals female personality
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Piero Lorenzoni compares each boob type to a fruit, as illustrated here by our gorgeous Page 3 babes.
He reckons full, pear-shaped assets show an artistic nature. He adds: “She loves love, can be very religious, but is known to have affairs.”
Of round melon-like breasts, the Italian says: “She wants to be spoiled but seldom likes sex.”
Pert “lemon” boobs show a woman “full of life who can laugh at themselves” — while pineapples are “intelligent, but still romantic.”
Orange-type girls are “self-confident”, but cherries like telly host Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, are “entertaining” and only “moderately interested in sex”.
Comments
Your blog on breasts brings back fond memories of my childhood. I used to peruse the Village Voice and came across a Linda Barry cartoon titled “The Many Moods of Breasts” — and I swear to this day I still associate breast shape with a woman’s psychological profile.
Posted by: BigBoob | February 27, 2005 11:15 PM
being large breasted Myself ,,, I just always wished they would look into My eyes,,,, smiles and winks
Posted by: Star | April 19, 2005 7:09 PM
Is boob shape the cause of differing breast personalities or is it a result of the individual personality? If it is indeed the cause of a woman’s personality, I would suggest use of BDSM techniques to modify the shape of the tots so that the woman might enjoy both sex and the BDSM itself more so than before. We could have therapeutic tit presses.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 29, 2005 11:59 PM
I know a girl who loves women boobs very much! (Her boobs are too small). She is fond of watching the movies of pamela anderson etc..
Posted by: boo++ | September 21, 2005 2:50 PM
i love to fondle boobs, see big boobs and big nipple…. infact the minute i see big boobs i touch my own pinch my nipple and rub them against my bed and walls
Posted by: janet | October 3, 2005 9:09 AM
I want to share a few things about boobs. I started having sex only for past 8 months. till 8 months back my boob size was 32” only, my lover loves to have my boobs always in his hands, we live together. i have left my job… my job now is to make love to my lover… my boob size has increased from 32” to 38”.. the credit is to my lover.. my job now is to make love to my lover… we have sex minimum 5 to 7 times in a day when he is working.. i don’t wear any cloths not even a string of cloth when i’m at hpme, he doesn’t like it he wants to see my boobs which are big, with big nipple… his hands and mouth are always on my boobs, even now while i’m doing this typing, his hands are on my big Melon boobs
Posted by: janet | October 3, 2005 9:50 AM