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Unlikely assertion about penis size and intelligence:

One researcher, University of Western Ontario’s Dr. J. Philippe Rushton, who has been termed a racist by many, has taken this trend a step further. He says having a small penis might not be so bad, because his research says that intelligence is inversely correlated with penis size; in other words, the smarter you are, the smaller your penis (which, of course, merits suspicion as to his intellectual motives).

So really…does size matter?

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hmmm….so enistien and newton had alilel weanie????

Rushton made a number of mistakes here. He says Blacks men produce more Testosterone which produces bigger penises because of the Black women’s sexually selection ), however large amount of testosterone reduces sperm count so it, it would be a disadvantage in the evolution game. Also, American Blacks have between 80 and 20 percent European ancestry (scientific american”does race exist) as an effect of slavery. (The pairing was White males and Black females so the Y chrom is inherited which is where the “maleness” is ). So the “maleness” is inherited from white males so Rushton is spinning a yarn.

i think that smartness does not vary the size of ur penis,i mean;im black and i have a big penis(natural selection)and i get good grades at school,So wat the heck?! tottaly disagree

this is an interesting one, but i don’t think it’s true - i go to a boys’ selective high school, so everyone there has a penis and is fairly smart. everyone i’ve spoken to about it (it’s a boys’ school, so the topic does come up fairly often) seems to be average or above… hmm, sounds suspicious, but i trust everyone that i’ve spoken to… interesting. as for me, i am at a selective high school, and i am above the adult average, let alone the teenage average. so there you go.

This is complete crap, I am a proven genius and i have a big penis. I go to school with the smartest people in the country (some of them are a bit weird and enjoy getting theirs out) and they aren’t small, this guy is just trying to justify his own inadequate feelings.

And left you feeling morally impelled to tell the world you have a giant brain and dick both.

Wanker.

that friggin ridiculous, i’ve dated 3 geniuses before and theyre sizes range from barely there to ‘woah’ as much as stupid men, and for the blok who said he gets ‘good grades’ and has a big willy, grades don’t always equal smarts, maybe u just kiss ass a lot or better yet screw your teachers for grades! :D

This is a good one! This premise, gives everyone an opportunity to expound on their incredible intelligence, and their gargantuan penises (inspite of their amazing intellect). It also gives others a chance to ridicule the “smart/huge dicked ones” … talk about sillyness and the male need to brag and compete! I fail to see any correlation either with intelligence and penis size or the supremacy of the black penis over other races, be them stupid or smart — pure myth.

I will resist the urge to note anything about my relative level of intelligence or penis size in these remarks as it would be both unoriginal and unnecessary. I will say, however, I am satisfied with both aspects of myself and don’t need anyone else’s research to tell me what I have going on either between my ears or between my legs.

That said, I began to research Dr. Rushton and quickly ran into many assertions made by him about race and intelligence, race and anatomy, intelligence and anatomy, etc… What I found to be conspicuously absent from this “learned scholar’s” remarks, though, was the level of proof those in academia require to take something seriously and view it as anything other than one person espousing their prejudices. For that matter, ANY sort of proof seemed to be consistently absent.

I cannot say whether or not his research passes muster on a definitive basis since I haven’t seen it directly, but its absence is very conspicuous for someone making such a revolutionary claim.

On the subject of penis size, though, let me say this. Human males are very consistent about three things.

1) They are very neurotic and insecure about the size of their penises.

2) They are very prone to exaggerate about the size of their penises.

3) They are very consistently the same size in reality.

Believe me, this one ranks right up there with masturbation for being studied nearly to death, and all the data on this subject pretty well agrees, too.

Do Black people have larger penises than Caucasians? Do those of Asian descent have smaller penises? Just where do the Native Americans fit in and why isn’t anyone paranoid about the size of their penises?

To start with, it does seem like Black people have larger penises and Asian people have smaller penises than Caucasians according to some studies. Some. Others find no difference. However, it doesn’t really matter because no study has clearly shown a significant difference between the size of the penises of one race of male over another.

What the “penis size” studies do seem to show fairly consistently is that well over ninety percent of all males are within a single inch of each other in length once their penises are erect (between 5 1/2” and 6 1/2” long), with dead average being just under 5 1/2” in length (remember to find the average you have to factor in the length of all the guys shorter than average as well as those larger than average, so it pushes the average down below the normal range).

Less than 1 in 1,000 males will have a penis eight inches or longer when erect. So, all those guys out there boasting they have eight, nine, and ten inches swingin? Tell them “the inches are on the other side of the ruler”, because that many monster dicks just aren’t out there.

And that goes for you if you’re a body-builder or a nerd, black, white, brown, green with purple polka-dots, in the prime of your life, or in your twilight years.

Human beings may come in all shapes and sizes, but penises at least are the least of their worries because they seem to be, for the vast majority of men, standard issue parts.

As for the notion larger is better, think again. There is virtually nothing about female anatomy which is designed around the “bigger is better” concept. After the first two inches in or so, there are virtually no nerve endings in the vagina, which means “going deep” isn’t the spectacular feat guys think it is since women pretty much can’t feel it until you hit their cervix… and you’re not going to score any brownie points for doing that because it’s incredibly painful.

Needless to say, not only is it “okay” if you don’t have a really large penis, but it’s probably for the best if you don’t since the most common object of male affection (females) are designed specifically with your average size penis in mind.

Besides all that, pay attention to more than just the size of your anatomy and how it works, and penis size will begin to seem less and less important. Most of the things that drive women wild are located on the outside of their vulvas just above and around the vagina, not inside it. The clitoris and clitoral hood are there, both sets of labia are there… even with the vagina itself, the entry is the most sensitive part, and seems to be most effectively stimulated not by sliding things against it, but by expanding and contracting it (that’s what that ridge on the end of your penis is for, boys… getting the entrance and walls of the vagina to move subtly in and out and stimulate your partner)… which means you’ll probably be making her moan the most when you’re not so far in.

So, hike your hips up a bit farther so your penis rubs all the important parts on the outside as you’re having sex, and get over the idea that longer is better since it really is what you do with it that counts with women.

Oh, and on the subject of intelligence and penis size specifically, even though it sounds like complete BS made up by someone who spends a bit too much time paying attention to prejudicial crap (“black men are bigger”, “asians are smarter”, “nerds are little wimps”), it doesn’t matter because even if stupid people have bigger penises, it’s the smart ones with the brains to learn how to use them right.

Where are all the disproof posts from those who are both stupid AND under-endowed? ;-)

All I know is that my cock is HUGE!!!!! and I’m crazy smart too!!!!! Unfortunately, when I tell this to girls, they usually don’t stick around to find out so I am forced to spend my amazing mental prowess thinking of ways to download free porn and satisfy the yearnings of my thunderous manhood.

I’m not sure smart and downstairs is no gargantuan.

I also do not agree, I have very small penis and I am quite stupid actually.

my penis is really stupid and i’m huge so the inverse must be true as well!

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