The bomb squad & the vibrator
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Bomb squad experts in Austria sealed off a busy highway to deal with a suspicious package. A man reported noises from the package after seeing it left in the parking lot of a busy gas station. He called police and alerted them to what he believed was an "explosive device with a ticking timer." But when explosive experts opened the package it was nothing more explosive than a pack of hard-core porn films lying next to a vibrator. "The vibrator had been switched on but the batteries had run down and it was not vibrating any more, just making a sort of ticking noise," a police spokesperson said.
Doesn't look like it or last like it