How about Protection For Pornography Week?
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I'm not a porn fan, doesn't do much for my hyper-romantic pansexuality (I like nude pictures of hypothetical partners but porn just makes me laugh, cringe or think that I should opt for asexuality).
But if you like to watching sucking and fucking I want you to be able to. I'd much rather you watch porno than a stupid sitcom. How disgusting to discover that the beady-eyed miscreant who is the current capo de tutti capo of the US's federal government has declared Protection From Pornography Week, 2003.
Hope you folks find all the dirty pictures you want.
Found at Eleventh Avenue South.