My Violent Sexual Delusions
» Richard Evans Lee
Inside my mind last summer:
- The nurses were agents of a weird alien dominatrix-like entity. They were preparing me for some awful fate. A couple of the nurses snuck me out of the hospital for kinky sex games.
- A shrewish, young, redneck, dominatrixish woman was also a member of the cult. With the aid of her millionaire father she sought to enslave me.
- In clandestine houses where people secretly met for kinky sex bounty hunters tried to capture me.
- From my ramshackle hideout on the moon I dropped an atomic bomb on America. The country was understandably indignant.
- I barely managed to survive my encounter with the winner of Who Will Be America’s Next Top Serial Killer.
Back to reality:
For a couple of weeks I’d been in a coma hallucinating wildly and wackily. And even after the coma ended I still had trouble knowing what city I was in and to realize that the entire hospital wasn’t engaged in a conspiracy against me.
Developing COPD and Atrial fibrillation and falling into serious financial trouble paralyzed me. That is why Amorous Propensities and my other sites fell silent for six to eight months. I sat on my couch, watched DVDs, ate and slept.
But I’m back.
Comments
As you know, you were very much missed. I got an update from your partner at one point and posted it to my blog. Internet Friends are so powerless (and useless) at times like that.
Posted by: Dev | January 31, 2009 6:54 PM
That means more to me than you probably imagine. Really.
Posted by: Richard Evans Lee | February 1, 2009 6:48 AM