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Silly penis quiz

• Richard Evans Lee

A gay sex columnist, Michael Alvear, provides a penis quiz for heterosexual women. I'm gay but not a sexologist, my knowledge of the penis is personal and practical. The quiz is aimed at women but I thought I'd see how well I did.

Low Score: Bacon Mistaken
Girl, you don't know squat. Men might be from Mars, but the men in your life live right down the block.

Actually he lives in this house.

Question #: 5 He rolls over and goes to sleep when he's done with you because:
Your Answer: He's done with you
The correct answer: Ejaculation depletes his muscles of glycogen

Maybe if he's the Lance Armstrong of fucking and it was in the Olympic Screwing Competition. I like my answer better.

Question #: 7 What percentage of the male population actually needs extra-large condoms?
Your Answer: 20 percent
The correct answer: 6 percent

Call me lucky? Really, my favorite part of a guys body is his butt.

Question #: 10 What percentage of the male population is uncircumcised?
Your Answer: 50 percent
The correct answer: 80 percent

Wow, I didn't know I was so special.

The Male Anatomy Quiz: Do You Know What You Need to Know?

[Listening to: Safe (Todd Terry Long Session) - Jimmy Somerville - Root Beer (06:46)]

Richard Evans Lee
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I am gay and I LOVE playing with a man's penis. Want details? I can give them to you!! Also LOVE balls too.

Posted by: Caldwell | October 17, 2005 01:10 PM

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Richard

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