Penis Size Murders
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A white guy and a man of Indian descent are in a bar. They both go to the bathroom.
“The white man went to the toilet and an Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (the white man’s).
The white guy was deeply offended:
“The white man left the urinal and told his friends about what had happened and this is when the argument started.”
An argument ensued. The white men left the bar only to return with weapons. And killed three men with whom they’d been arguing. They claimed self-defence because they were victims of a racist attack.
However, a senior staff member at the pub told Sapa the argument had started over the size of their genitals.
‘Penis size’ case back in court and ‘Penis-size’ murder set down for trial
Don’t insult another man’s cock. Or his race. Or go to bars frequented by crazies with guns.