Simulated Sexual Activity
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I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can´t throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I´ll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind
- Roxy Music In Every Dream Home A Heartache
A guy was arrested after witnesses of his “simulated sexual activity” called the police. He was making made passionate love with two inflatable sex dolls in his car outside a grocery store.
Quoth an officer:
“After my investigation it was determined, that Bartusek’s actions were corrupting the public’s morals and outraged the sense of public decency.”
Shopper arrested for kissing inflatable dolls