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Does Penis Enlargement Work?

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There you are reading those "make her happy" emails or maybe even looking at phalloplasty ads. Fretting about that malleable, sensitive extrusion of flesh again are you? Take a look at phalloplasty:

This gains a man only about an inch, risks infection, and can leave the penis less stable because it's no longer anchored. For more width, fat can be injected into the penis. Unfortunately the fat does not stay put, and it can become lumpy or gradually leave the penis.

That talk you out of penis surgery? Now you are back reading about those miracle herbal supplements. Or creams designed by 'scientists' - yeah, sure with advanced degrees in wallet slimming.

Oh you poor critter. Just learn how to use it right. There is a right way, a wrong way, and plenty of better ways. All learned by using your ear. You wouldn't spend money giving your car a fancy finish without tuning the engine would you? Guess you would at that.

Only reason I periodically bother with this is that when I read yet another story about a company that has made tens of millions of dollars off useless penis enlargement products I calculate how many customers that implies. Given even my low valuation of the average person's ability to think clearly for more than five consecutive seconds I'm genuinely startled.

If you are really thinking about wasting your cash go read: Does Penis Enlargement Work?

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My thanks,
Richard