Masturbate-a-thon UK
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Remember the Masturbate-a-thon?
The British TV Channel that produced the original Queer as folk and (my own favorite) Metrosexuality will bring a televised “Wank Week” to Britain.
Not content with dragging the good old US of A straight down to Hell with its public displays of mass masturbatory degeneracy, the San Fran-based Centre for Sex and Culture - organiser of the legendary “Masturbate-a-thon” - will in August travel to London for a similar event in which Brits will be invited to tug the trouser snake and pet the beaver for the benefit of safe sex charities and Channel 4 viewers.
… The televised Masturbate-a-thon, meanwhile, will form part of a C4 “Wank week”. Zig Zag declared in a press release: “This year it’s time to bring the event across the pond to see if the great British public can embrace mass public masturbation. It’s time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are upper lips.”
Channel 4 to televise UK’s first ‘Masturbate-a-thon’
Comments
Masturbation will make you blind and crippled. These Wank A Thon guys are irresponsible.
If you want to wank and you know the consequences, it is your body. My concern is that doctors lie and tell people that masturbation is harmless. Like breathing air.
Doctors are fools. They have no clue. For a simple explanation of why masturbation makes you blind and crippled go here.
Register and change your preferences to mature so you can see the book. It is 90 pages of simple ideas that should convince people that masturbation will make them blind and crippled.
Posted by: Happeh | July 24, 2006 8:16 PM
All that insight for only $20!
Posted by: Richard | July 24, 2006 9:07 PM