Granny's Pornography Bust
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Further proof that what is obscene is the senseless American persecuting prosecutors and stupid sex crime laws. A WalMartian may decide that innocent photographs of your offspring or grandchild are pornographic and call the local district attorney who will put you in jail.
So in sum, if you don’t want to get arrested and charged for taking nude photos of your infant or toddler, make sure you know what criteria your local prosecutor uses when navigating that “gray area” between a cute butt and a criminally alluring one (note: you probably don’t want to actually pose this question to him). Also, if you find yourself under investigation after dropping off a roll of film at the CVS, you might want to bake the prosecutor some cookies, since it appears that his “gut” will be the final arbiter of whether you’re a doting parent or an accused child pornographer.
Reason: Grandma Arrested for Child Porn