Miss America : Mandate Web Sex Ed.
• Zealots, Crusaders, Pests
Depth of political philosophy isn’t what gets you the Miss America title. Shameless self-promotion helps. Which perhaps why the current top bimbo calls for feeding the American appetite for rules and regulations:
Lauren Nelson, who received her country’s highest honor for looking classy in a swimsuit, told the Senate Commerce Committee that internet safety classes should be mandatory for school children.
Analogies aren’t always compelling:
“We don’t allow our children to ride their bikes without first teaching them about proper safety, and we shouldn’t let them use the computer and access the internet without taking the same precautions,” Nelson said.
It didn’t require federal legislation to keep me from being foolish in traffic.